I Know You

“Do You?”

“Yes, I’ve been looking for you. Don’t you recognise me?”

“No, sorry, should I?”

“Not me, no. But you do know Susan and Andrea and Jane.”

“I do?”

“Yes and probably a load of others that we don’t even know about, you callous fuck”

“I’m sorry, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Oh yes, that’s your way, isn’t it? Fire and forget, have your fun then fuck off, not caring what the fuck mess you leave behind. That’s the I*** S***** way, isn’t it?”

“My name’s Stewart Steel”

“Fuck off”

“It is, really, look, I’ll prove it.”

“Fuck. Sorry to bother you. Sorry.”

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 People

12 Comments to I Know You

  1. Holy shit! LOL … That is is too weird and funny! Where the heck did that happen?! That person had total egg on their face, ha ha ha…

    2. Kathleen on March 13th, 2007

  2. You know, as weird as that is there’s something terribly funny about it. It reads like a scene from a movie. There’s something twisted in me that wants to laugh at such outrages. I think it keeps me halfway sane. I would pay twenty bucks with a quickness to have that on video. Youtube would love it. And yet, somehow I want to say poor BMG. I bet you laughed your butt off, though.

    After two weeks of pure stress, this post just made my year. We have a descriptive around here for people like you. We’d say “Stewart’s ready.

    It’s a compliment in the extreme.

    Hang chilly.

    3. Pipkin Sweetgrass on March 14th, 2007

  3. Oh, dear, how embarrassing for that other person. :::snigger snigger:::

    4. Selestial on March 14th, 2007

  4. I*** S***** is your secret persona isn’t it? hee

    5. Maria on March 14th, 2007

  5. Was she nice looking?

    6. Big Al on March 14th, 2007

  6. Wow. What a crazy conversation! I agree with Pipkin…that would have been one funny moment to catch on video! LOL!
    So glad it wasn’t really you that she was THAT angry with! Oh to have seen her face when she realized…
    *S*

    7. Shirley on March 14th, 2007

  7. hahahaaa
    omg…too funny!

    maybe the pink spray paint in the previous post belongs to this one as well…?
    before they found out that the you they thought they knew really was not you at all… *grins*

    some verrreh innnteresssting people wandering about.
    *more laughter*

    ps…wish you had been able to be a roadie for the band this last weekend…really really. would’ve rocked even more. did you not pass guitar tuning class…?
    *hugs*

    8. debbie on March 14th, 2007

  8. I am laughing hysterically! Although, I doubt you thought it was very funny at the time. It is definitely straight out of movie- you could write a script based on that one conversation.
    Cheers!

    9. Kim on March 15th, 2007

  9. Susan… Andrea… Jane… Glasgow is littered with the hearts you’ve broken… you’re such a cad Stewart Steel! *laughs hysterically*

    10. rb on March 16th, 2007

  10. O . . . K

    Yeah, normal people do this sort of thing.

    Did it make you wonder who the jerk is that you look like?

    You haven’t had any blackouts recently, have you?

    No?

    I think you’re all right, feel free to continue with your life. ;-D

    11. Pearl Took on March 18th, 2007

  11. Sure you didn’t turn into someone else in your sleep?

    12. Nikki on March 21st, 2007

  12. BWAHAHAHAHA! I have tears running down my face from laughing! Isn’t it odd what complete strangers will say? Example from my nick of the woods this past couple of weeks…

    Drunken slob at local bar: “Nice tits!”

    Me: “Like ‘em?…they’re new…”

    Although his pick up line was quite .. um..unique, didn’t quite do it for me. Hey!?!?!? Maybe she was trying to pick you up! :)

    13. Agnes Nutter on March 24th, 2007

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